Define "a Life"...

... still searching for a clear definition of that thing people keep telling me I need to get...

Location: Springfield, PA

Thursday, March 30, 2006


Internet shopping sometimes makes for some rather strange bedfellows.
I just got off of Amazon, where I placed an order for two DVDs:
"Brokeback Mountain" and "King Kong"

For whatever reason, I find it mildly amusing.

Still, not nearly as entertaining as the time while I was working at Movies Unlimited when a customer brought a pair of movies to the counter to rent:
"Passion Fish" and "Scent of a Woman"

Seriously. I do not lie.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Best SPAM Ever

Okay, so I'll admit it's probably a little pathetic that postings of funny SPAM I've received make up as large a percent of my blog as they do. But I've kept this in my inbox since February 12th just so I could share it with you here.

Subject: Fucking St.Valentine

What are you to do if you have bad erection?
Especially in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time...
The most simple way is to visit our site, order the medication and that is all you are to do!

Do not kill the clock!

I would say that the best part was the fact that I received this through the Board of Governors group mailing on the Player's Club of Swarthmore website, if it were not for that last cryptic comment. But "Do not kill the clock!" is just too precious. I have no idea what it's supposed to mean, and that's part of the beauty.
And while we're at it, what exactly is "the last of pea-time" anyway?