Where's My Alarm Clock?

Okay, so it's been quite a while since I found a penis enlargement spam in my e-mailbox. (Yes, even longer than the time since my last post.) But this was just so odd I felt I had to share it.



Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy – its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.
Your neighbors lost their alarm-clock.
Don’t worry, the sounds of your satisfaction from having sex with our new Soft Cialis Tabs will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.
You are a businessman and have no time for a long sexual stimulation.
Our Soft Viagra tabs work in less than 15 minutes.
Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).
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You are still thinking of getting Soft Cialis Tabs for the best erection.
Hurry up, your wife’s lover already got them.



(I clicked on the link. It's rather disappointing after the spam, but I included it here just in case any of you can't figure out anything better to do with any bricks you might have lying around.)