Define "a Life"...

... still searching for a clear definition of that thing people keep telling me I need to get...

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Sunday, October 30, 2005

F#@%ing SPAM

Okay, so I decided to check my blog before leaving work tonight (seduced by the high speed connection at work, again...) and I found 20 COMMENTS on my "Serenity" post from almost a month ago. I think maybe five of them had anything to do with the post, or this blog, or even came from actual human beings. Things have been chaotic in my life these past few weeks, and conseqently I've not been posting, or even checking, here for a while. But when the volume of spam begins to outweigh the post it's leeched onto, the time to do something has come. So on goes the verification feature on the comments. (Thanks Sharon, Christian and Rob for variously providing info on how to do this.)

Now if only I could start posting real stuff on here...

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was going to email you, but I figured you were pretty busy...

Eric

3:11 AM  
Blogger Sharon GR said...

Glad you're here, anyway!

9:31 AM  
Blogger Rob S. said...

It's ALIVE! ALIVE, I say!

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope you enjoy your captcha.

Now, I'd like to know if I can interest you in the following:

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12:55 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

Greg, glad you're back! It's not a moment too soon!

Through a series of events too complicated to describe here, I have a $15 million dollars inheritence tied up in a Nigearian bank account. If I don't transfer the money by the end of next week, the Nigerean government can confiscate it from me.

The problem is, my bank won't let me transfer the money because of new banking restrictions in NJ. However, Pennsylvania doesn't have this restriction. If you send me your bank account number and SSN, I'll transfer the money to you and give you 20%!

Write back soon!

2:29 PM  
Blogger Rob S. said...

See, you complain about SPAM, but lookit what your friends do...

We give you Scrapple.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Mmmmm, Scrapple.

11:39 PM  
Blogger Greg! said...

Scrapple -- now at least 68% snouts

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thems good eatin..

Eric

10:45 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

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10:50 PM  
Blogger Greg! said...

Ummm.... Huh?

9:15 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Greg:

link to Spam Poetry

6:29 PM  
Blogger Rob S. said...

Hello. I am an exiled Nigerian Prince, and I will pay you 20 percent of 1 million dollars if you will just start posting again. Your blog is the only source of happiness I have in my exile, and lately it has lain fallow. Must I sic Bob Gheldoff and Bono on your ass? Please get crackin'.

Sincerely,

Prince Ndege Mbotumsup

3:51 PM  

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